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ok last meme before i shoo t myself in the face and by that i mean colour in some shit

- primary name: tea
- Alternate names: idc
- gender: female
- pronouns: she/her mainly
- birthday: 27 april
- zodiac sign: taurus
- kintypes (if applicable): i dunno tb h

- height: 5'5
- eye colour: dark brown
- hair colour: dark brown
- tattoos?: No
- piercings?: none
- favourite outfit: idc big sweaters i g u e s s 
- have you dyed your hair?: nahh
- long or short hair?: v long

- sexual orientation: pan
- romantic orientation: pan 
- relationship status: hella single
- romantic partner(s) (if applicable: w h o 
- platonic partner(s) (if applicable): w h o
- best friend(s): idc bb all of them

personality/are you..
- nice or mean?: i try 2 b nice
- honest or deceptive?: depends
- excitable or calm?: i guess calm when im not losing my shit 
- happy or discontent?: K I L L M E 
- violent or relaxed?: mmmh
- good or evil?: disgusting
- shy or outgoing?: s h y 
- friendly or disagreeable?: idk

- tv show: stop
- anime/cartoon: ew
- musician(s): idc
- music genre: as long as it isnt country
- song: anythin
- author: nah
- book/series: nah
- comic: nah
- youtuber: mmm
- colour: pinku
- weather: light rain but its also chilly
- scent: fresh grassu
- store: mmm
- season: autumn
- holiday: mmmm halloween
- time of day: mmmm 
- character: mmm
- food: sweet things

- religion: athiest
- believe in magic?: yuh 
- believe in an afterlife?: no ew
- believe in reincarnation?: nah
- ghosts?: mmm
- angels and demons?: nu
- karma?: mmmm
- aliens?: dont say that word pls
- cryptids/urban legends?:  PLS DONT SA Y THAT WORD
- biggest fear: i dont want to talk abt it 

- physical health: not very good
- mental health: hahahah so um no its bad real bad thanks 
- have you ever been hospitalized?: yahuh
- broken a bone?:  surprisingly, no??
i s t o le 

RULES: You must answer ALL truthfully, and you must tag two people or more (im not fuk u)

1. What’s your philosophy in life? - psh i succ is that a philosophy
2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself? - all of it 

3. Are you religious or spiritual? - mmm spiritual kinda?

4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? - Introvert h e l l a

5. Which parent are you closer to and why? - fuck my parents lol b y e 

6. What was the best phase in your life? - the one where i wasnt alive

7. What was the worst phase in your life? - all of it

8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up? - idk

9. What makes you feel accomplished? - psh nothin

10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much? - idc??!

11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you? - mmm people that wont give h u g s 

12. Are you more into looks or brains? - both pls

13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated? - lol no go die

14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner? - mmm bye

15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage? - i dont ? like marriage?

16. What kind of parent do you think you will be? - um if i make it to adulthood im not having kids.

17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner? - d e p e n d s

18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything? - fuck

19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes? nahhh

20. Have you ever lost someone close to you? - yea?

21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up? - i need like some1 i guess 

22. What’s an ideal weekend for you? - sleepin

23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex? - theyre coolio

24. Do you judge a book by its cover? - mmm sometimes

25. Are you confrontational? - no bye

26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart? - idk

27. Would you relocate for love? - hoe u better come to me im lazy as f u c k

28. Did you ever write a journal? - ew

29. What are you most thankful for? - idk

30. Do you believe in second chances? - e h

31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? - mmm shit i go thru

32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation? - mm sleepin

33. What did your past relationship teach you? - mmm u succ at dating bb go kys

34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder? - hi this is nev from catfish, got a minute?

35. What’s on your bucket list this year? - die

36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush? - when i took the 15 pills

37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again? - mmm

38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for? d e a t h

39. What’s your biggest regret in life? - living

40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself? b a d t h o u g h t s 
50 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what. (haha fuck you)

1. What is your natural hair color?

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
i drew i t

3. What's your middle name?
n o

4. Your current relationship status?
s i n g l e u

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?

6. What is your current mood?

7. What's the color of your underwear?

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
mmm death

9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
being born

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
mmm an okapi

12. Ever had a near death experience?
HOE yea?

13. Something you do a lot?
mmm draw

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
mmm old yeller

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?

17. When was the last time you cried?
like maybe 2 days ago

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
19. If you could have one superpower what would it be?
t o d i e 

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
u m ?

21. What's your biggest secret?
go away

22. What's your favourite colour?
pinku pinku

23. When was the last time you lied?
u m

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?

26. What's your favorite smell?
mmm grass

27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
a mess 
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
mmmm weeks ago

29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

30. What are you thinking about right now?

31. What should you be doing?
d y i  n g 

32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
u m? everything 

33. Do you like working in the yard?

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

35. Name 5 things in your closet:
clothes clothes clothes clothes and i mean i was in there but i came out sorry 

36. Do you act different around your crush?
im a little sweeter i guess 

37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
like every night h o e 

38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
i cant d o it too often because it rly hrts but i try for twice a week and maybe 3

39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
n o
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
hi always 

41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?

42. Do you lie about your age?
n o hi im 15

43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?

44. Do you pick your nose?
45. One food you hate?
mmmm brown rice

46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
psh candy

47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
too old

48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?

49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
can you not

50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
i mean i just didnt answer soME
i stole another meme pls shoot me

- Name: Tea
- Single or taken: single pls dat e me
- Gender: Female
- Birthday: april 27 hi
- Sign: taurus 
- Hair color: dark brOWN
- Eye color: dark brown
- Height: 5'5
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?:IM PANS HI HELLO I EXIST

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: panTENE
- What are you listening to right now?: Joji musicss
- Who is the last person that called you?: psh
- How many buddies are online right now?: idk

- Animal: hi all of them besides bugs that arent cute fuck y'all ugly hoes
- Color: pink pls
- Drink: choco milks
- Element: mmmmm water
- Food: psh sweet things
- Game: s k y r i m
- Movie: nahh
- Song: what all of them besides country
- Subjects in school: mmmm art n french
- T.V.: ok but spongebob is my shit dont fuck with me 

H A V E | Y O U | E V E R

- Given anyone a bath?:  nah
- Smoked?: n o
- Bungee jumped?: n o
- Made yourself throw up?: yes bby i have an eating disorder thaNKS
- Skinny dipped?: no
- Ever been in love?: ugh yea i hate it 
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: hi yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: um
- Actually seen your crush naked?: u m 
- Cried when someone died?: yuh
- Lied: psh ya
- Used someone?: idk
- Done something you regret?: living hi


- Clothes: b i g shirt
- Desktop pic: candies
- CD in player: psh 
- DVD in player: P;SH
L A S T | P E R S O N

- You touched: my darn cat
- Hugged: um
- You kissed: UM
- You IMed: um
- Talk to online: um
- You sexed it up with: y u need 2 know 

A R E | Y O U

- Understanding?: depends
- Open-minded?:depends
- Arrogant?: nahh
- Insecure?: hella
- Random?: pls stop
- Hungry?: pls stop
- Smart?: i mean
- Moody?: yah
- Organized?: no
- Shy?: hella.
- Difficult?: hella
- Bored easily?: yuh
- Entertained easily?: yuh
- Obsessed?: depends
- Lazy?: hella bb
- Angry?: probably
- Happy?: N O
- Hyper?: eh
- Trusting?: 2 much

- In the morning: I wanna d i e 
- Love is: ugh
- I dream about: fuckin dying 
- What do you notice first in the gender you're into: the faceu

- Makes you laugh the most: bad memes 
- Makes you smile: m y c r u s h e s 
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: DARN CRUSHES

D O | Y O U | E V E R

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: u m ha m a y b e 
- Wish you were younger?: can that include like not born yet 
- Cry because someone said something to you?: hi yes


- Of Cd's: i mean the y arent mine kinda? but alot
- Of scars on my body: a l o t 
- Of bones I've broken: 0
hi a 5th meme  i stole 

Sexuality: pans

Gender pronouns: she/her idk

Gender: i think femme

Relationship status: s i n g l e

Celebrity crush: nah

Crush: hahha ur gonna hav e 2 note me losrs 

Best Friend/s: all of u hi frens

When you came out?: like novembe r?

First person you came out to: my fren

First gf/bf: u h

First heart break: u h 

Ever had a crush on a straight person?: yea

Fallen for a friend?: hi yes

Cool straight friend: idk alotta em

Best LGBTQ+ friend: ALL OF THEM

Person that made you doubt your sexuality: hi i saw a grill and she was pretty

Are you proud of your sexuality?: lfuck yea hoe

Are you comfortable with your sexuality?: yass bb

Describe yourself: gross

LGBTQ+ hero: all of them

Favourite part of being LGBTQ+?: im here im queer and ily 
i need t o sleep b u t n o i gotta steal memes

S e m i B a s i c s

• Are you more feminine or masculine ? : Femme
• Are you short or tall ? : Short i guess
• What's your favourite colour ? : pastel colours tbh
• What do you love the most about yourself ? : um nothing
• What's your greatest flaw ? : um everything 
• Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you ? : yuh
• What are you really, really good at ? : being ugly
• What’s something people have tried to force you to do ? : not try to die
• How do you spend your free time ? : suffering
• Describe the way you dress in one sentence ? : wowie
• Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted ? : i wish
• What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you ? : u m
• Favourite game ? : skyrIM
• What colour is your hair ? : dark brown

P h i l o s o p h y

• Do you believe in god ? : No
• Is men’s rights a thing ? : sure
• Does love really exist ? : i guess
• Can science explain everything, eventually ? : yea mann
• Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised ? : idk its 2:30 am why are you asking me this
• How do you feel about the school system ? : fuCK COMMON CORE
• Do you believe in fate/destiny ? : e hh
• What is art ? : cooolio
• Do we define ourselves, or does our past ? : depends
• What happens after we die ? :nothing binch thats it
• Do humans matter (tiny species on a floating piece of rock in a solar system in a galaxy in an infinite universe) ? : nope
• What religion ? : atheist bb
• Is there good in everyone ? : psh nah
• Is human life only valuable because our society makes it ? : i guess
• How do you feel about society, the vague "they" blamed for everything ? : Idk kinda succs

L o v e y - d o v e y P r e f e r e n c e S t u f f

• What gender do you prefer ? : hi everyone all of them thankyou
• What’s the first thing you notice about someone ? their fa c e 
• Could you love someone you found ugly ? :psh depends
• Favourite hair colour ? : idC
• Favourite eye colour ? : bluE
• Ideal height ? : i want a tall bb
• Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like ? : absolutely fuckin abhorrent. psh nah i mean yea psychopath thanks
• Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like ? : hi go look at my OC xavier thanks 
• What do you look for : brains or looks ? :um both i gue s s 
• Could you fall in love online ? : ye
• How much of an age cap can you handle ? psh 3 years. idk abt anyone younger 
• How would you introduce yourself on a blind date ? : u m
• Could you forgive a cheater ? : lol no ew
• Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating ? : d e p e n d s
• Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you ? : no stop i have anxiety 
hi i stole anotha meme

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
no wtf

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
a f f e c t i o n

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Serious i g ue ss

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
thats fucking gross go away

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
y u h 

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
u m hoe no affection

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
when it just dont feel right

20: Are you currently in a relationship?
n o 

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?
s u r e 

23: How many relationships have you had?
psh 3

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
lol no

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
"just stop"

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
pans thank s 

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
n o because i d o??

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
hah a yea

33: Do you want to get married one day?
nO?? idk depends

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed on your arm?
n o thats fuckin dumb

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
u m for me its a mix of both idk?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?
;; nO

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
fucking sleeping n shi t like who nneds to go anywhere when theres sleep n food

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
yes and it sUCKED

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
i dont have a partner rn so fren

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
y u h

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
i mean

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
nah b

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
no fuck those ppl

48: What's your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy/girl?
u m

52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
kind a

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
psh all tbh

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
n o p e 

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
idk depends 

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
hi im a sub kms

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
im not into it but if it makes u happie i guess

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
both r p importante

62: How do you define "cheating"?
um fuck if u do anything romantic with anyone else other than ur partner fuck you go die

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
??? n o??? h o w is that even?? a problem to anyone??

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
yea man

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
hi this is me yes 
yeet stole this too

Bold all that applies:

I am a boy.
I am a girl.
I am trans.
I am gay/bi. (pans but ok =///)
I am under 18. 
I am a cuddler. 

I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas. 
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I like ice cream.
I like food. (depends tbh)
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car. 
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl. 
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have bathed someone. 
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year. (i mean i gueSS
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person. 
I believe in ghosts.
I have had my hair cut within the last week. (dont fucking touch my hair)
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before. 
I like the taste of blood.

I like Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more. 
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy. 
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired a lot. 
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.

I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have:

Finished college. 
Smoked cigarettes.
drank alcohol.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.

owned a weapon. 
Watched four movies in one night. 
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course. 
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Been in a hurricane.
Been in a cyclone
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep. 
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone. 
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend. 
Lost someone you loved.

Skipped school. 
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library. 
Been in a mental hospital. 
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. (ew)
Fired a gun. 
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books in a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have. 
Used a coloring book over age 12. 

Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair. 
Had something pierced. 
Gotten straight A’s.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally:

Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blond

My eyes are:

Dark Brown
Blue (including grey and hazel)
Light brown

People sometimes label me as:



Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects.
Slimy things.
Doctor/dentist appointments. 

Being alone in the dark. 
Small spaces. 
Oceans/large bodies of water. 
Large animals. 
Small animals.
Open spaces.
Clustered holes.  
Bodily fluids. 

Thunder/loud noises

I have/did have:

A friend with benefits.
A laptop in my room.
A television in my room.
Good grades.

My own car. 
A dog. 
A cat. 
A game console.
    i stole thi s

    1. Name: Tea
    2. Nickname(s): Tea, idk anything else 
    3. Birthday: april 27
    4. That makes you: 15 hi
    5. Where were you born: nyc 
    6. Location right now: nyc
    7. Shoe size: maybe a 6? maybe an 8? maybe a 9 idk?
    8. How many piercings?: non ;n;
    9. Tattoos?: no ;n;
    10. When you wake up you're: dead inside
    11. When you're about to sleep you're: t i r e d as f  u c k
    12. Zodiac sign: taurus hi 
    13. Chinese sign: i think? horse?
    14. Righty or Lefty: rightY
    15. Innie or Outie: innie hoe
    16. School: 9th grade henlp

    Section Two: Looks

    17. Nationality: a m e r i c a is a nationality?
    18. Hair colour: dark brown
    20. Weight: i dont feel comfortable talking about this thanks 
    21. Height: 5'5"
    22. Braces? n a h 
    23. Glasses? y ah

    Section Three: Private Life

    24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? no  p e
    25. If so, who? i said n o already
    26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? ye
    27. Who has a crush on you? t w o people that i know of??
    28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? no thats fucked u p
    29. Who was your first kiss: i didnt hav non
    30. Who was your last kiss: non
    31. Are you a virgin? henlo hi yes
    32. Ever had a threesome before? n o thank y o u
    33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: h i henlo no
    34. Have you ever been in love? ye
    35. Broken any hearts? ya s 
    36. Got your heart broken? nah
    37. Ever liked a friend? platonic? romantic? psh ya
    38. What happened? psh idk y e t 

    Section Four: Past Relationships 

    39. How many relationships have you been in? 3
    40. How many were serious enough to count: like 2
    41. Who were those serious ones: go away
    42. Who used to be your best friend: stop
    43. What made them different: stop
    44. What happened: stop
    45. Best boy/girlfriend: stop
    46. Worst boy/girlfriend: h a h a ha 
    47. Ever been kissed: nah
    48. Who do you want back: pls stop
    49. Who do you regret: manie
    50. Why?: stop

    Section Five: Favourites

    51. Song: fuck u m i like alot??
    52. Movie: idk ugh
    53. Food: anythin sweet
    54. Drink: chocolate milkk
    55. Store: i d k
    56. Television show: e h 
    57. Holiday: halloweeN
    58. Book: psh
    59. Ice cream: cookies n cream
    60. Sweets: kit kats pls 
    61. Crisps: lays salt and vinegar pls 
    62. Type of music: all types bESIDES COUNTRY. FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC 
    63. Artist: psh
    64. Word: mauve
    65. Time of day: u m like nevr 
    66. Dressing: k e t c h u p ok
    67. Alcoholic drink: im a babie stop pls
    68. Colour(s): pastels B
    69. Piece of clothing: big sweaters
    70. Character: psh
    71. Smell: grass
    72. Shampoo: pantene
    73. Soap: psh
    74. Smiley: c:
    75. Board game: fuck, monopoly ok
    76. Sport: ew
    77. Number: 3
    78. Quote: psh
    79. Animal: pupper
    80. Actor: psh
    82. Vegetable: all
    83. Fruit: a l l
    84. Place to be: my muthafuckin grave
    85. Thing in your room: b e d
    86. Gum: mmm anythin fruity
    87. Shape: circlee
    88. Country: psh
    89. Mall: psh
    90. Car: psh
    91. Boy's name: Xavier
    92. Girl's name: Lorrinne
    93. Family member: lol fuck y'all
    94. Restaurant: ok boston market
    95. Movie place: eh
    96. Person to go to the movies with: any1
    97. Noise: mmm cats purring
    98. Brand of shoe: eh
    99. Brand of clothing: eh
    100. Body part of a chicken: d r u m s t i c k
    101. Swear word: h o e
    102. Month: pfft november
    103. Possession: id k
    104. Team: no 
    105. Season: fall
    106. Radio station: ew
    107. Magazine: uh
    108. Favourite grade: uh
    109. Least favourite grade: all of them?
    110. Teacher: U H
    111. Least favourite teacher: U H
    112. Subject: science
    113. Subject to talk about: marine science
    Section Six: Family

    114. Who's your mum?: hoe
    115. Who's your dad?: uglie
    116. Any step-parents?: na
    117. Any brothers?: na
    118. Any Sisters?: ya
    120. Coolest: fuck em
    121. Loudest: all of them
    122. Best relative: ew
    123. Worse relative: hi mom 
    124. Do you get along with your parent? rarely
    125. With your siblings? i guess
    126. Does anyone understand you? n a h
    127. Do you have any pets?:  ye
    128. If so, what kind and name? 2 kitties and mind yo buissness 
    129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: ---

    Section Seven: School

    131. Are you still in school? yes
    132. Did you drop out?: no
    133. Your current GPA: u m like 97.35
    134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: b u y
    135. ABC's?: A s
    136. Favorite class: psh french
    137. Play any sports at school?: nO
    138. Are you popular? n o p e
    139. Favourite memory: ew
    140. Most humiliating moment: all
    141. Most funniest moment: ew
    142. Most scared moment: ew

    Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

    145. Chicken: buggies
    146. Dog: pUPPER
    147. Christina Aguilera: ew
    148. Ricky Martin: ew
    149. 50 cent: ew
    150. Poop: ew
    151. Beach: ew
    152. Desert: ew
    153. Water: henlo
    154. Osama: idk my one friend i had a long time ago that i didnt like 
    155. Love: u g h 
    156. Your little brother: w h o 
    157. Butt: ok
    158. Clowns: m e 
    159. Wonder: mood
    16o. Brown: m e
    161. Banana: froot
    162. Sex: b o i
    163. Parents: ew
    164. Homosexuals: i lov
    165. God: b y e 

    Section Nine: Do you believe in

    166. God: no
    167. Heaven: no
    168. Devil: no
    169. Hell: no
    170: Boogy man: eh
    171. Closet Monsters: ya
    172. Fortune tellings: yes
    173. Magic: ya
    174. Love at first sight: no
    175. Ghosts: ya
    176. Voo-doo dolls: ya
    177. Reincarnation: mayb
    178. Yourself: hahaha n  o

    Section Ten: Do you

    179. Smoke: no
    180. Do drugs: no 
    181. Drink alcohol: no
    182. Cuss: bitch ya
    183. Sing in the shower: no
    184. Like school: eh
    185. Want to get married: nO
    186. Type with all of your fingers: n o
    187. Think you're attractive: no ew
    188. Drink and drive: thats illegal
    189. Snore: not rly?
    190. Sleepwalk: nah
    191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: takes 2 long

    Section Eleven: Have you ever

    192. Flashed someone: no
    193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
    194. Told that person how you felt: no
    195. Been arrested: no
    196. Gone to jail or juve: no
    197. Skateboarded: no
    198. Skinny dipped: no
    199. Rock climbed: no
    200. Killed someone: no
    201. Watched porn: psh
    202. Gone on a road trip: ya
    203. Went out of the country: ya
    204. Talked back to an adult: ya
    205. Broken a law: i mean technically
    206. Got pulled over: no
    208: Cried to get out of trouble: hell yea
    209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: yes
    210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no?
    211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no?
    212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: yes
    213. Moon someone: no
    214. Shoplifted: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK
    215. Worked at McDonald's: no
    216. Eaten a dog: no
    217. Give money to a homeless person: yes
    218. Glued your hand to yourself:  y e 
    219. Kissed someone of the same sex: i think? i dont remembr
    220. Had a one night stand: no
    221. Smoked: no
    222. Done drugs: no
    223. Lose a friend because of your ex: ye
    224. Slap someone for being stupid: yes
    225. Had cyber sex: u m
    226. Wish you were the opposite sex: na
    227. Caught someone doing something: ye
    228. Played a game that removes clothing: psh
    229. Cried during a movie: y e
    230. Cried over someone: ye
    231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: psh ye
    232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: n o
    233. Ran away from home: no
    234. Cheated on a test: N O 

    Section Twelve: Would you

    235. Bungee jump: no
    236. Skydive: no
    237. Swim with dolphins: no
    238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: no
    239. Try to be the opposite sex: no
    240. Lie to the police: u m
    241. Run from the police: U M
    242. Lie to your parents: y a s 
    243. Backstab a friend for your own well-being: eh
    244. Be an exotic dancer: n o?
    245. Kill the president: ho boy

    Section Thirteen: Are you

    246. Shy: yes
    247. Loud: no.
    248. Nice: i try
    249: Outgoing: no
    250: Quiet: yes
    251. Mean: depends
    252. Emotional: hella
    253. Sensitive: h e l l a
    254. Gay: h e l l a
    255. Strong: no
    256. Weak: y a h
    257. Caring: yeah
    258. Dangerous: no
    259. Crazy: mayb
    260. Spontaneous: no
    261. Funny: eh
    262. Sweet: sure
    263. Sharing:. no fuck you
    264. Responsible: psh
    265. Trustworthy: e h
    266. Open-minded: yes
    267. Creative: eh
    268. Cute:. ppl say so?
    269. Slick: no
    270. Smart: eh
    271. Dumb: probably
    272. Evil: eh
    273. Ghetto: a lil
    274. Classy: no
    275. Photogenic: no
    276. Dependable: n a h
    277. Greedy: no
    278. Ugly: h e l l a
    279. Messy: hella
    280. Neat: n o
    281. Perverted: psh
    282. Silly: eh
    283. A B****: idk
    284. A Good Listener: n o
    285. A Fighter: NO
    286. A Party Animal: NO
    287. A Game Freak: eh
    288. A Computer Freak: eh

    Section Fourteen: Future

    289. Dream job: marine biologist
    290. Dream house: city apartment
    291. Husband/Wife: nah
    292. Kids: e w
    293. Names: nasty crotch-goblins can go d i e
    294. Pets: mayb
    295. Car: sure
    296. Age you would want to get married: u m nevr
    297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: stop
    298. Honeymoon: stop

    Section Fifteen: Your friends (hi im not doing these thank you)

    299. Best friend: 
    300. Known the longest: 
    301. Craziest: 
    302. Loudest: 
    303. Shyest: 
    304. Best hair: 
    305. Best eyes: 
    306. Best body: 
    307. Most Athletic: 
    308. Hot-Tempered: 
    309. Most impatient: 
    310. Shortest: 
    311. Tallest: 
    312. Skinniest:  
    313. Best singer: 
    314. Funniest: 
    315. Can always make you laugh: 
    316. Wish you talked to more: 
    317. Wish you saw more: 
    318. Who drives you insane after a while: .. 
    319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: 
    320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': 
    321. Whose always been there when you need them: 
    322. Who is like your family: 
    323. How many friends do you have?: 
    324. How many are really close? 

    Section Sixteen: The last

    325. Thing you ate: icecream
    326. Thing you drank: B E P I S
    327. Thing you wore: big ass shirt 
    328. Thing you did: doodle
    329. Place you went: kitchen
    330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: none
    331. Person you saw: mum
    332. Person you hugged: ew
    333. Person you kissed: ew
    334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: ew
    335. Person you talked to online: psh
    336. Person you talked to on the phone: ew
    337. Song you heard: ew
    338. Show you saw: ew
    339. Time you fought with your parents: um like an hour ago
    340. Time you fought with a friend: nah
    341. Words you said: idk

    Section Seventeen: Now

    343. What are you eating: none
    344. What are you drinking: B E P I S
    345. What are you thinking: h i i want to die but also sleep
    346. What are you wearing: a big ass s h i r t
    347. What are you doing: this
    349. Hair: long
    350. Mood: tired
    351. Listening to: nothin
    352. Talking to anyone: psh
    353. Watching anything: ya

    Section Eighteen: Yes or No

    354. Are you a vegetarian: no
    355. Are you a carnivore: ya
    356. Are you heterosexual: n o
    357. Do you like penguins: yes
    358. Do you write poetry: n o
    359. Do you see stupid people: y ea
    360. You + Me: w h o you 
    361. Do you like the Osbournes: n o
    362. Can you see flying pigs: n o
    363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: yes
    364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
    365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: yes
    366. Are you a zombie: yes
    367. Am i annoying you: Y E S
    368. Do you bite your nails: no
    369. Can you cross your eyes: yes 
    370. Do you make your bed in the morning: n o
    371. Have you touched someone's private part: PSH

    Section Nineteen: This or That

    372. Winter or Summer: winter
    373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
    374. Shakira or Britney:  B R I T N E Y B I T C H
    375. MTV or VH1: MTV
    376. Black or White: BLACK
    377. Yellow or Pink: pinku
    378. Football or Basketball: ew
    379. Mobile Phone or Pager: phone
    380. Pen or Pencil: pen
    381. Cold or Hot: cold
    382. Tattoos or Piercings: can do both?
    383. Inside or Outside: inside 
    384. Weed or Alcohol: weed 
    385. Coke or Pepsi: b e p i s
    386. Tape or Glue: glue
    387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonalds 

    Section Twenty: Opinions

    388. What do you think about classical music: its ok
    389. About boy band: its ok
    390. About suicide: tried twice kinda suuks 
    391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: e  w 
    392. About teen pregnancy: i mean if u can afford to have a kid i gu e s s 
    393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: dead hi
    394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: ill b dead hunty 
    395. About gay men: f a m 

    Section Twenty-One:

    396. Do you have a website: idk
    397. Current weather right now: idk
    398. Current time: 2:06 am
    399. Any shout outs: no lol
    400. Last thoughts: kmskmskmskms
hi i stole thi s 

✔️ = yes
🌹 = preferred / favorite
❌ = no
❓ = unsure / maybe

what titles are you comfortable with having in your relationship?

 ♡ boyfriend ✔️
 ♡ girlfriend ✔️
 ♡ datefriend ✔️
 ♡ girlboyfriend ❓
 ♡ boygirlfriend ❓
 ♡ feyfriend ✔️
 ♡ enbyfriend ✔️
 ♡ lovefriend 
 ♡ datemate ✔️
 ♡ other half ❌
 ♡ partner 🌹
 ♡ significant other 🌹
 ♡ lover ✔️
 ♡ soulmate ❌
 ♡ companion ❓
 ♡ spouse ❌
 ♡ love ✔️

what names are you comfortable with your partner(s) calling you  ?

 ♡ baby 🌹
 ♡ babe ✔️
 ♡ bab 🌹
 ♡ beeb ❌
 ♡ love ✔️
 ♡ lovey ❌
 ♡ lovely ✔️
 ♡ darling 🌹
 ♡ cutie 🌹
 ♡ sweet ❓
 ♡ sweetie 🌹
 ♡ sweetheart ✔️
 ♡ hon ✔️
 ♡ honey ✔️
 ♡ hon bun ❌
 ♡ beloved ❓
 ♡ pumpkin ✔️
 ♡ dear ✔️
 ♡ dearest ❓
 ♡ beautiful ✔️
 ♡ daisy 🌹
 ♡ everything ✔️
 ♡ doll 🌹
 ♡ angel 🌹
 ♡ princess 🌹
 ♡ prince ❌
 ♡ princex ❌
 ♡ prin ❌
 ♡ prinxe❌
 ♡ king ❌
 ♡ queen ❌
 ♡ your majesty ❌
 ♡ god ❌
 ♡ goddess ❌
 ♡ goddex ❌
 ♡ pet ❓
 ♡ kit ❌
 ♡ kitty ✔️
 ♡ kitten 🌹
 ♡ bear ❌
 ♡ bunny ✔️
 ♡ dove ❓
 ♡ star ❌
 ♡ sun ❌
 ♡ sunshine ❓
 ♡ flower ❓
 ♡ hero ❌
 ♡ heroine❌ 
 ♡ hottie ❌
 ♡ little X (ex: little prince) ❓
 ♡ my X ( ex: my hero ) ❌
 ♡ lover X ( ex: lover boy ) ❌
 ♡ muffin ✔️
 ♡ my world ✔️
 ♡ precious ✔️
 ♡ sugar 🌹
 ♡ sugarbear ❌


d i t p y r c by CARNOMANCER
i t s so nice??!
i m?? its so good 
a m e n im ????!

pls pls pls go watch this precious bby he deserves it??!

a l so bab ha a soundcloUD………
i t s A+++++

pls go watch the bb 

This has been a psa.

o h henlo Spices-In-Space i stole ur meme s o rr i bby ;;
(also go check her out she has real nice a r t ??!)


idk call me anythinG?
Mental Age:
like 5
Grill i think?

w o a h rude but female or whatever this concept defines it 
pansexual/panromantic 000:



Most Visited Websites: 
dA, Youtube i think idk

Gets Distracted By?:
a lotts thingies
Internet Senpai:
u m hi n o
wo a h idk?

# of Online Friends:
Best Online Friends:
cosmoslace whiskey-smoke CARNOMANCER Totty-Thotty idk?? a bunch of others  

Forum Signature:
n o stop 

Cringiest Thing Posted:
everything i post is cringey lmao
Always Makes Them Cringe?:
awkward fuckin moments tbh
Tweets per Day:
i dont hav a twitter bby
Strangest File Names: 
"kewl life bro" ??!?!

Biggest Folder:

Favourite YT Video:
the "ya moms a hoe" thinG 

Browsing History:
"Nsfw donald trump" spice-boi 
Started a Flame War?:
Do They Know About 4chan?: 
it makes me uncomfortable 

# of IRL Friends: 
??! a bunch i guess

Type of Friend:
the sad one 

# of Crushes: 
u m like 1 or 2?? idk

Awkward Level:
too m u c h 
Walk Into The Club Like: 
"please fuccin kill me"

Most Embarrassing Moment: 
um like everyday tbh

Funniest Joke:
S H R O C K S IcebergCabbage 
Worst Joke: 
s h r o c k s

Members of The Squad: 
y'all r all my squad ily

Have They Ever Dated?:
Have They Ever Stalked?:
n o what the fucK?!? 

Low-Key Better Than Friends:
S.Os hnyes
Humans or Animals?:
Most Savage Burn: 
im not savage sorrie bb

Desperation Level: 
too high

Trust Level For Friends: 
b i g l e v e l

Most Likely to Trip Over: 
everything and nothin 

Can Talk About Mushy Stuff With:  

Always Cheers Them Up: 
cosmoslace whiskey-smoke 

im not doing the fucking fandom questions
((neither am i apparently okay))

What Always Turns Them On?
u gotta note me for this shi t bB hAHA

What Always Turns Them Off?: 
dont mcfuckin 

# of Rare Pepes: 
too many

Shitpost Level:
y e s 
Can Never Unsee: 
o h no 

Secret Kink Nobody Knows:
haHa ur gonna hve to note m e for thaT
Secret Kink Everybody Knows: 
hahah nobody knows anything

Heaven or Hell?: 
h e l l babY

Secret They'll Take To The Grave?:
hHAHAH ur gonna have 2 note me for that uglie
Leaked Nudes?:
n o p e
Got Any Blackmail?: 
haha yeA

Parents Caught Them: 
idk staying up too late?? they know NOTHING

Smoke? Drink? Drugs?:
n o 

Says They Hate But Secretly Loves: 
idk probably cannibalism idk

Says They Love But Secretly Hates: 
n o

Would Go Gay For:
Have They Ever Shit Themselves?:
n o?!?
Top or Bottom?:
b o t t o m hi
Most Illegal Thing They've Done:
h i yes illegally download photoshop and sai
Amount of Porn On Computer: 
w hy? would anyone? save p o r n??

Name of Porn Folder: 
i dont have a p o r n folder??!
henlo im sorry i stole a meme from dirtymotel  i am r e a l i e sorrIE ;;

1. Are you single?

v e r y 

2. Date girls or boys?
i dont care bb 

3. Done any drugs?

n o 000:

4. How old are you?
15 bb

5. Adidas or Nike?


6. Why did you and your ex break up?
which one lmao

7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you?
oH u h 15 pills and alotta cops

8. Do you have any siblings?

y e

9. How tall are you?

10. Do you smoke?
n a h

11. Ever been to a festival?
y e a 

12. What’s your favorite food?
u m 

13. Favorite pair of shoes?
my black converse 000:

14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
i have n ye

15. Would you ever have a threesome?

16. Have you had a threesome?

17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
p s h idk like 5$ and a hotdog?

18. What was your last lie?
id k probably abt my emotions o r some shit 

19. Best compliment you have ever received?
aaa that i was purrrdy

20. What is your greatest strength or weakness?
mmm i depend on ppl 2 much

21. What is your perfect pizza?
a h just cheese n meatballs pls

22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
"fuckin christ this again"

23. Do you get along with your family?
Ha h nO

24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year?
psh attractive and die like instantly pls

25. What cheers you up?

whiskey-smoke, cosmoslace, H-E-C-K, animals, hugs, n kisses

26. Weed or Alcohol?


27. What turns you on?
psH im a sick fuck go away 

28. How many relationships have you been in?

29. How many people have you slept with?

30. How many followers do you have?
too many pls i dont deserve yall

31. Who is your favorite rapper?
i dont care tbh? it caries

32. Who’s your favourite artist? like on dA?
IcebergCabbage :000c

33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?

34. If someone paid you 1 million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad?
no bye

35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
idk kylie i guess 

36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
u m haAHA stop

37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
a h idk 

38. Do you have a job?

39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
idk? i go on it when im bored ? mayb 3-4

40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return?
death. or a bb

41. Ever sent nudes?
n o im uglie thx

42. Would you ever shave your head?

43. Would you rather sniff coke or MDMA?
mdma bb

44. Instagram or Facebook?

45. Last person that text you?
eeeh a fren

46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
psh exist

47. Ever cheated on a partner?
np thats?? why would anyonee?? thats icky??

48. Ever self harmed?
y e a a l o t 

49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be
u m?? stop?? ive tried already i dont want to think abt that??

50. Do you have a crush?
i mean
y E A 
K I L L M  E

O h Henlo

here is my faceu
i am v uglie
i am sorri

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henl o
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2 much hair
2 much forehead
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even makeup cannot save dog ;;
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henlo i am d o g in public
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long nails and 2 much haIR
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snorf snorf i smell death


That was dog
Henlo dog is sorry for being ugly 

dog took this on the snapchat
dog has snapchat ofc
henlo dog's snapchat is pastelteaa
Tagged by SYNTHETIC-MASK y33t

1) Use as many OC as you like (but not too many either yo)
2) Tag at least three people!
3)... I dunno, HAVE FUN!

~i'm using Xavier because he's a dick and i love him~

-A. How old are you?
26 I guess. 

-B. Do you want a hug?
Fuck off.

-C. Have any bad habits?
Sometimes I eat people.

-D. You a virgin?
Haha no.
-E. Have any kids?
Fuck no, I literally hate crotch-goblins. 

-F. Favorite food or drink?

People with a glass of Chardonnay. 

-G. Killed anyone?
Quite a few.

-H. What is your idea of a date?

-I. Any artistic talents?
I used to do ballet as a kid

-J. Love anyone?

-K. What is your job
Ironically a criminal defense lawyer. 

-L. Favorite season & least favorite season?
Winter is pretty ok. Fuck spring though, damn allergies. 

-M. Who's your best friend?

-N. Hobbies?
Is cannibalism a hobby? Is being "totally not a demon"?

-O. What are you going to do when this tag is over?
I don't think I can legally disclose this information.

-P. What is your eye color?
Red. I know, I'm such a special snowflake.

-Q. Are you good? Or bad?
I mean that really is up to you hon.

-R. If you could get anything right now what would it be?
An interesting case.

-T. Does your name have a special meaning?
I don't know ask my fuckin parents.

-V. Any siblings?
None that I enjoy talking about.

-X. Do you find yourself attractive?
I'm the most narcissistic person, so yes, obviously.

-Z. Any last words?
Fuck is this finally over? Hell yes.

Fuck i forgot 2 tag ppls
u m idk 

I hate my fuccin face but here u go fam
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- Write the rules in your journal entry if you are tagged
- Write 13 things about yourself
- Answer 13 questions made by the person who tagged you, and make your own 13 questions.~
- Tag some deviants. Make sure they know they are tagged
- Don't say "You're tagged if you read this"
- No tagging back

I get dizzy a lot

I really like to feel tiles

I impulse-touch peoples hair (sorryy!!!)

I bounce my leg so hard it cant stay on the ground sometimes

I talk to myself alot

It takes a long time to wash my hair

I get dizzy if i dont wear my glasses for a while

When i get sick my knuckles start to hurt

I have the strength of a baby

Physical affection is my fave

I get really attached to people a lot

One of my cats is gay

Im bad at the emotions thing 


1:  Cats or Dogs?
Both??! I can't decide ;3;

2: Tea, Coffee or neither? Coffee mostly b/c it wakes me upp

3: Fandoms youre in? Idk??! I'm an exo-l but thats it tbhh

4: Fave youtubers? Liza Koshy??! Shane Dawson??! Art youtubers??!

5: Least favourite ship youve ever seen? Sangwoo X Yoonbum >:c i dont like KS

6: How long have you been on DA? 3 years, but I only really began posting in october??

7: Least favourite cliche on TV. AAaa the "Ugly girl instantly becomes hot" or smthn

8: Do you have pets?? 2 Cats!!

9: 1 thing you would change about your art style. ((DONT SAY EVERYTHINGGG))
Aaaa the way I draw my doggo bodies tbh

10: Do you like mornings? No omg nO

11: Did you have an edgy phase? if u did how bad was it? Yea boi, my depression physically manifested itself into a goth/emo thing it was so bad

12: How are you with Constructive Crtisisim? I love it omg pls gimme

13: Favourite breed of doggo? Saluki!!

My Questions!!

Sweet or Sour?

Can you speak a language?

Favourite food??

T H I C C ?

Are you a spicy boi?

Wake me up?

Do you like milk??


How long have you been drawing for??

Digital or Traditional??


Did you know you're gr8?

Heck did you know your art is amazing??

I TAG: ((oh my god im so sorry for bothering you ;;))

(Idk and anyone else if u wanna do this just say i tagged u or smthn ♥♥)
im so stresseD
i want to scream and claw my eyes ou t
im just
eug h so alone and sick and GKHKDDJSKF
i dont want to go back to the hospital but i dont want 2 go back to school id k i just feel ew and unloved and eugH
i m icky and sorry aAaa
B U T TYSM OMG??! ♥♥